Just Don’t Call Him “Stalker”

Anyone who knows me, knows there are two sure things in my life, I have no use for Sharon Stone OR Nicole Kidman. This week I have done two things I never thought I would do-I willingly bought a magazine with Nicole’s face on the cover (People), and I am about to talk about her on my web site. Well, her “stalker” anyway.

Matthew Hooker the man she alleged was her stalker and obtained a restraining order against is suing her and over 80 publications for character defamation. It seems Mr. Hooker is planning to run for president in 2004 and having the moniker “stalker” isn’t helping his image any. He also claims Nicole made the whole thing up to revive her fledgling career. He seeks damages totalling 200 million dollars including the profits from her movies The Others and Moulin Rouge. Also named in the suit are the L.A. Times, Rupert Murdoch, Bill Gates (get in line), Microsoft, 20th Century Fox, Miramax, and many, many others. He claims Nicole’s restraining order along with the media’s descriptions of him makes him seem mentally unstable or disturbed and a threat to women and children, not good presidential material. Hey buddy, I hate her, and I’ve got news for you, you’re not good presidential material. You are a wacko. Stop wasting the court’s time with absurd lawsuits because all you are doing now is proving her point. It is not funny, it’s sad. Clearly, you need to seek help, Mr. President. Good luck finding that great love with one woman before you get elected. I’m sure both of those things are gonna happen any day now. Keep holding your breath!

Who’s got the Prozac?

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