Archive for 2003

Somebody Shock Me

Thursday, June 19th, 2003

Fast food is addictive? The next thing I know, you’re gonna try and tell me it is bad for me too. What is with people and endless lawsuits? Now we need signs on the doors of Burger King and Taco Bell to tell us we are addicted to fat and cholesterol? Aren’t our giant lard [...]

Catherine Donkers

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003

Catherine Donkers, the woman who was breastfeeding her baby while driving. Not only did she put her baby in danger, but everyone else who was on the road with her. AND, what if she’d had an accident? When the airbag went off and killed her kid, she’d be suing the manufacturer and [...]

A Variety of Rants

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003

OK, I’ve been stockpiling things to rant about, so get ready. My first question is, what is so difficult about lights on when raining? In Alabama during the summer, often there are thunderstorms that pop-up every afternoon, or we experience a drought and it doesn’t rain again until December. Anyway, the past [...]

What’s In A Name?

Friday, June 13th, 2003

When I first heard of SpikeTV, I thought, LAME, really, really LAME, but I never thought of Spike Lee. Then I heard of Spike’s lawsuit, so I asked friends, family, and co-workers what they thought of when I said “SpikeTV”. I got a myriad of responses, but not one had even an inkling to do [...]

For Love, Or Screwed

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

First things first, don’t get me started on the Clinton’s. Trust me, if you want the truth, Hilary’s book is not the place to look. Stand strong, fight the evil demon urge, and don’t read the book. It is just a mass media campaign trying to break you by making you think you care; but [...]

Insults…With Style…

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003

Aimee emailed these to me, and I thought they were quite suitable for use on our page.
“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” -Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man & worships his creator.” - John Bright
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices [...]

Second Honeymoon

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003

I hate to be the bitch, ok that’s not true, but sometimes, I just can’t help myself. There is a couple here in C-town who recently returned from their honeymoon. They had the time of their life, riding high on the adrenaline rush of their wedding a month ago, and they have the pictures to [...]

Back Talk

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

You know you would swerve to hit a rat if it was in your path, don’t lie…
Speaking of people who are bad in the morning, today was the first day of “Summer Hours” at my office. They claim it is a really nice benefit because we are able to leave at 1pm on Friday, BUT [...]

The Green

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

After reading Aimee’s most recent entry, I really thought I was going to be sick. For those of you who know me, you know the incredible fear and disgust I experience when it comes to rodents of any kind. I am the one who screams, “Tree Rat! Tree Rat!” when a squirrel [...]

It’s A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Monday, May 26th, 2003

At the end of his show every Friday, Mister Rogers always said, we would go away for the weekend and have so many things to talk about when we returned on Monday. Although I didn’t technically “go away”, I was busy fighting stupidity all weekend, the morons at Wal-mart (the boycott is back on), the [...]