Archive for the 'Banishment' Category

Catherine Donkers

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003

Catherine Donkers, the woman who was breastfeeding her baby while driving. Not only did she put her baby in danger, but everyone else who was on the road with her. AND, what if she’d had an accident? When the airbag went off and killed her kid, she’d be suing the manufacturer and we would all […]

Stephen Joseph

Tuesday, May 13th, 2003

California’s hall monitor, protecting every one everywhere, well Californians from the “dangers of junk food”


Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003

In general for being a useless, annoying, waste of women’s time, but today for protesting Scott Peterson being charged with two murders instead of just one, since Connor was still a fetus. Regardless of your feelings on abortion rights, you can’t dispute Laci wanted the baby and intended to give birth to him before she […]

Scott Peterson

Monday, April 21st, 2003

For being a stupid, murdering (allegedly) asshole most of America is lining up to beat with a stick. That’s reality tv I’d love to watch!

Ben and J-Lo

Monday, November 11th, 2002

The Engagement from hell.

Matt George

Tuesday, June 25th, 2002

For constantly bugging me about making this site more profane. It’s about my ideas and opinions, Matt, not about how many creative F-bombs I can drop. Can’t you fucking understand that?

Terry Barton

Thursday, June 20th, 2002

Colorado’s notorious firestarter

Betty Montgomery

Tuesday, May 21st, 2002

Ohio’s current Attorney General. See today’s corresponding rant for more details.

Nicole Kidman

Monday, May 20th, 2002

This one is a no brainer. She is the kiss of death for films on top of being horsey, untalented and bitchy. Thank goodness that whole Tom Cruise thing is over, I was really getting sick of her whining. She was worse than Sharon Stone complaining about people making fun of her husband. Hello, easy […]

Sharon Stone

Friday, May 17th, 2002

Nominated by me for reasons previously discussed, including but not limited to, lack of a sense of humor, excessive whining, and failure to make decent movies (not to mention her extremely annoying poor sap of a husband).