Archive for May, 2002

Free Winona

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002

The Los Angeles District Attorney’s office is reportedly fuming over Winona Ryder‘s recent attempts to make light of her arrest for shoplifting and possession of Oxycodone. They assert the charges against her are very serious and she doesn’t appear to understand the magnitude of the situation. She recently appeared on the cover of W magazine […]

Betty Montgomery

Tuesday, May 21st, 2002

Ohio’s current Attorney General. See today’s corresponding rant for more details.

Paid To Do Their Job

Tuesday, May 21st, 2002

Sorry, but I have to go back to local politics for a few minutes. The State of Ohio’s Attorney General, Betty Montgomery, unveiled her “New Hope Initiative” yesterday. Cleveland has been selected as the pilot site for this program. Basically, the State of Ohio got a $2.2 million grant from the Justice Department to create […]

Overheard At Star Wars

Monday, May 20th, 2002

I’m sure you have all seen it by now, so I won’t bore you with my review, but I can’t help but pass on a few quick quips I overheard Saturday night. As you have probably noticed, companies have begun airing commercials along with previews before your favorite movies. I personally despise the practice, but […]

Nicole Kidman

Monday, May 20th, 2002

This one is a no brainer. She is the kiss of death for films on top of being horsey, untalented and bitchy. Thank goodness that whole Tom Cruise thing is over, I was really getting sick of her whining. She was worse than Sharon Stone complaining about people making fun of her husband. Hello, easy […]

Sharon Stone

Friday, May 17th, 2002

Nominated by me for reasons previously discussed, including but not limited to, lack of a sense of humor, excessive whining, and failure to make decent movies (not to mention her extremely annoying poor sap of a husband).

California Dreaming

Friday, May 17th, 2002

I always knew California existed on a completely different universe than the rest of us, but sometimes they out do themselves. Two recent school related stories have surfaced from the great state of confusion, both are equally disturbing. One is of a stripper mom forced to choose between her job and her daughter’s school. You […]

Banishment Overview

Thursday, May 16th, 2002

In the spirit of fun and my universal disgust with everything, I have created a banishment category for my page. Any one, any where is eligible, all they have to do is annoy me or one of you. I will get us started, but you may submit your own request at any time by e-mailing […]

Why Lower The Bar?

Tuesday, May 14th, 2002

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology in Fairfax County, Virginia is renowned for its advanced studies in Math, Science, and Technology. Its students are the best of the best, national merit scholars, top internships, cutting edge research, these kids are our future. Every year thousands try for enrollment in this magnet school, only […]

Ho Hum TV

Monday, May 13th, 2002

Forget “Must See”, NBC (now referred to as the Nothing else Better Channel) announced their “stunning” fall line-up today. Truth be told, I still haven’t forgiven them for cancelling The Pretender a few years ago, but exactly what market are they after, the one foot in the grave? I haven’t seen a less imaginative, less […]