Archive for May, 2003

Back Talk

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

You know you would swerve to hit a rat if it was in your path, don’t lie… Speaking of people who are bad in the morning, today was the first day of “Summer Hours” at my office. They claim it is a really nice benefit because we are able to leave at 1pm on Friday, […]

The Green

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

After reading Aimee’s most recent entry, I really thought I was going to be sick. For those of you who know me, you know the incredible fear and disgust I experience when it comes to rodents of any kind. I am the one who screams, “Tree Rat! Tree Rat!” when a squirrel scurries (that word […]

It’s A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Monday, May 26th, 2003

At the end of his show every Friday, Mister Rogers always said, we would go away for the weekend and have so many things to talk about when we returned on Monday. Although I didn’t technically “go away”, I was busy fighting stupidity all weekend, the morons at Wal-mart (the boycott is back on), the […]

She Speaks

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

You should definitely get the CD player in your car fixed, the half hour of commercials that airs after every other radio song would drive me straight to the repair shop! Now I know what to get you for your birthday. While we are at it, why is there so much (f-bob removed because my […]

Let the fun begin…

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

I’m here! Aimee and I have been trying to decide what to write about all day long, and as it turns out, we aren’t too creative when we think about it too much. So, we have decided to go to the original idea which sparked this partnership in the first place. She and I have […]

Cast Changes And Exchanges

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Starting tomorrow, this website will have a new co-author. She is someone who has been a long time contributor to this site as well as my life, my dear friend, Carol. I am pleased to invite her to join with me to blog away our troubles (and maybe a few of yours). Together we plan […]

Just To Clarify

Monday, May 19th, 2003

Let me start today by thanking all of my readers. I am truly grateful for your feedback, and support. I hope you will continue to visit here often. It has come to my attention several of you may be under the wrong impression, so to clear things up: I do not work for Yahoo!. I […]

Don’t Leave Me Like This…

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

The networks have once again released their lackluster fall schedules, and absent yet again are shows with imagination and plot. They have been replaced by “faux” reality shows and Law and Order regurgitation number 512. By this I mean formulated cop shows (which I do enjoy), but seriously, how many do we need? Not to […]

Stephen Joseph

Tuesday, May 13th, 2003

California’s hall monitor, protecting every one everywhere, well Californians from the “dangers of junk food”

Who’s That Man With The Oreo Cookie?

Tuesday, May 13th, 2003

I have said it before and I will say it again, I love San Francisco, but you people seriously need a hobby. More specifically, Stephen Joseph needs a hobby. This asshole has nothing better to do than try to ban Oreo cookies in California because they contain hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils. He has more […]