Archive for April, 2002

Spencer: For Hire

Tuesday, April 16th, 2002

Today, we say good-bye the the great Robert Urich. He was my hero when I was younger and he cemented that belief with the dignity he showed in facing cancer. One day, I hope we will be able to erradicate this horrible disease and keep it from robbing us of our loved ones. Until then, […]

For Reginald Stinson

Monday, April 15th, 2002

Burn in Hell, you son of a bitch…

I’ll sue you, You sue me: Out of Control Lawsuits

Saturday, April 13th, 2002

Since when did we stop living in reality? I thought movies were supposed to be fun escapes from the everyday hum-drum of our lives. Apparently, they are supposed to be an exact mirror of everything that surrounds us. At least, Manhattan Federal Court is expected to believe that. Last Wednesday, Sherwood 48 Associates filed a […]

Necessary Gun Control Law?

Friday, April 12th, 2002

I don’t know about you, but I believe we all have a right to responsibly carry a weapon, and for that matter a concealed weapon. Not because we plan on shooting each other, but because it is one of our fundamental rights as Americans. I, for one, do not want to live in a world […]

“Censor Me, I Need The Publicity”

Thursday, April 11th, 2002

Please launch an all out assault on FX’s new drama The Shield (airing Tuesday nights at 10pm, check your local listings)! It is the best thing to happen to television in years. Michael Chiklis is incredible; he can play a total ass and still have you cheering for him week after week. If you haven’t […]

Intelligence Is A Factor For Me

Wednesday, April 10th, 2002

Okay, you got me; I like Fear Factor. The show can be gross at times, but it is addicting. I’ll start off by admitting, I will eat almost anything for $50,000, but you better guarantee my ass is going home with a prize. Where do they find these idiots who are willing to eat buffalo […]

I’m Offensive, You’re Offensive, Wouldn’t You Like To Be Offensive, Too?

Tuesday, April 9th, 2002

Ah, spring is in the air, time once again for the home opener at Jacobs Field and the annual protests by our Native American friends and supporters. They believe Chief Wahoo is a caricature of an Indian and negatively represents their people. They are right. You should have seen the old Chief Wahoo; he was […]

Stop Trying To Upsell Me!

Monday, April 8th, 2002

I am sick of it! Everywhere I go, it’s: do you want fries with that; what about the sweater on page 73; do you want this gift wrapped; wouldn’t you rather have a $10 glass of wine, it’s our feature? If I order 8 whoppers, 1 whopper junior, 6 cokes, 3 sprites and 9 orders […]

Why Kill Dark Angel?

Saturday, April 6th, 2002

I can’t believe I still watch this show!! I mean, my friend refers to it as a steaming pile of dog crap, and he’s right. It is. Yet, every week I tune in just in case the PTB have decided to restore it to its former glory. It was the perfect example of an excellent […]

The Church’s new scandal

Friday, April 5th, 2002

I am truly perplexed by the media’s distortion of the child molestation scandal surrounding our nation’s Catholic priests. Certainly I will concede there are bad priest, some of whom are child molestors, some maybe even worse, but to imply celibacy has something to do with this problem is absurd. I could accept that arguement if […]