Random Thoughts

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a drug dealer, discover you may have slept with your brother, and make out with your archenemy all while solving your best friend’s murder in a town where most people consider you public enemy #1? I told you you should have watched Veronica Mars.

Meanwhile I am having a meltdown over hair. To cut or not to cut? Bangs or no bangs? Decisions, decisions. I mean Lilly didn’t have bangs or layers and look how she turned out. I am panicking. I have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach, yet I keep telling myself, “For God’s sake cut the cord! It is just hair. Get over it; it will grow back. It took less than 5 years to grow it out from nothing.” I know; I am pathetic.

I should take this opportunity to apologize to my friends Matt and Weezie. In my defense, it was the middle of the night, but that is still no excuse for using the word topical in a sentence that didn’t describe a cure for Athlete’s Foot (shudder). {Note to self: in future correspondence, try words like timely, they sound much less disgusting}

On to my alleged humor…I would say I have a rapier wit, but there is really no way to prove it-kind of like if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to hear it does it make a sound? I know I said I am inappropriate, but the first hilarious thing I thought of today happened while my husband was in the shower. Since most of you are friends and family, I will spare you the details, but suffice it to say I crack myself up, and you would have laughed too had you been there. How weird would that have been? I need a nap. You can’t stay up all night fucking around on the computer and watching Veronica and Logan make out, and then be humorous at 8 am. Trust me. But that shower thing just came naturally. ROTFWL…………Good Times.

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