Fly like an Eagle
Why does it always take 45 minutes to mail something at the post office? The employees have such horrible attitudes, probably since there is never more than 2 of them on counter duty at a time, but there are 3 or 4 yelling to help you with held mail and otherwise staring at you. They installed these great new postage machines that are nicer robot versions of employees, and they do everything except sell postage for flat rate boxes! Why? What is the point of uncomplicated flat rates if a robot can’t be programmed to deal with it? No wonder everyone in there-customers, employees and people who apparently have no life and hang out at the post office are borderline homicidal. I feel like taking that machine outside and reenacting the fax scene from “Office Space”! Speaking of which, a hot guy once told me I would love that movie. I didn’t, but the flashbacks are coming in handy now! I wonder where he is these days. DC last I heard.
Anyway, while I am being pissy, what the fuck is so hard about making a right hand turn? Unless you are making a right on red, there is no need to come to a complete stop. Just turn!!! Get it over with!!!
P.S. Looks like those Jesus stickers aren’t working quite as well as I had hoped.
August 12th, 2005 at 5:16 pm
Who’s the hot guy? Who’s the hot guy? A cute boy checked me out at Target today! I say “cute boy” b/c he was definitely younger than I am. That’s the good/bad part of living in a college town–all these cute young people running around making me feel old and fat, but periodically getting checked out by a little hottie is a nice trip for the old ego…
August 12th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
Ok, nosy bones. I used to work with him about 4 years ago now I guess. He knew he was hot, but at least he was right about it. His name was…
drumroll please…
beg and I’ll tell you…
NOT!!!!
August 12th, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Whatever…like I would expect you to post his name on the website! Hello…I’m thinkin’ NO…
August 12th, 2005 at 5:46 pm
HeHeHe…LMAO
August 12th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
Well, on this one, I have to give props to the super cool guys at the Green Lantern Post Office in Montgomery, AL. Seriously, the most friendly, funny, and helpful people ever! I used to go there all the time when I worked at CSS. They are so awesome!