I just got back from the grocery store and I actually ended up parked next to an early ’90s Ford Taurus Wagon with a tricked out rim job. Are you kidding me? We actually owned a similar hunk of crap a while back, though thankfully it wasn’t a wagon, and I can promise you no […]
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a drug dealer, discover you may have slept with your brother, and make out with your archenemy all while solving your best friend’s murder in a town where most people consider you public enemy #1? I told you you should have watched Veronica Mars. […]
I can’t sleep and I am sick of message boards, so here I am changing the format of this site yet again. I am also well past tired of being snarky about stupid shit, so welcome inside my head. Be afraid, be very afraid. I am unemployed, angry and opinionated, not to mention incredibly funny, […]
Tomasina is a cashier at my local Wal-mart. She is polite, helpful and kind, so obviously she didn’t get the corporate memo on incompetence as a way to see how much shit people will deal with and still come back. Yesterday I went to Wal-mart and ended up in Tomasina’s line. I didn’t do it […]
Have you seen those new John Kerry ads where John Kerry comes on to “Talk to America”? You know, the one where he is looking right at the camera, and you are waiting for him to dispense some kind of great knowledge, and the first thing out of is mouth is, “I’m John Kerry and […]
And now for today’s moron report… Let’s hear it for Pamela Anderson who after sporting a pricey pair of trendy Ugg boots has vowed never to wear them again (at least not the real ones). It seems the famous PETA supporter was blissfully unaware the Australian sheepskin boots were actually made from REAL sheepskin when […]
Let me start by saying we have let Lord Luther and the rest of you freaks rule the roost around here for far too long, and for that we sincerely apologize. It was a fun experiment while it lasted, but now, I, too, am bored. Now, on with the show… So, Janet Jackson exposed her […]
OK, to everyone who insists upon telling us how beautiful and nice and fun and pretty and real and wonderful J Lo is, guess what? I DON’T CARE! I don’t hate her, I don’t like her, and I DON’T KNOW HER, so why should I care what she and Ben Affleck are doing? Are they […]
I considered not commenting on the Kobe Bryant case because I don’t know what happened on that night in Colorado and regardless of my personal beliefs on the subject; it is not up to me to speculate. I do have an opinion, but without the facts, I can not say for certain whether or not […]
I keep hearing all this talking about Hunting for Bambi in Las Vegas and how terrible it is. Every news outlet from the radio to web has run a story on how shocked and appalled I should be. Why? No one kidnapped these women and forced them to participate. They are being “hunted” with paint […]