{"id":126,"date":"2005-08-12T16:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T20:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randthought.com\/wp\/?p=126"},"modified":"2005-08-15T18:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-15T22:58:00","slug":"fly-like-an-eagle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2005\/08\/12\/fly-like-an-eagle\/","title":{"rendered":"Fly like an Eagle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does it always take 45 minutes to mail something at the post office? The employees have such horrible attitudes, probably since there is never more than 2 of them on counter duty at a time, but there are 3 or 4 yelling to help you with held mail and otherwise staring at you. They installed these great new postage machines that are nicer robot versions of employees, and they do everything <b>except sell postage<\/b> for flat rate boxes! Why? What is the point of uncomplicated flat rates if a robot can&#8217;t be programmed to deal with it? No wonder everyone in there-customers, employees and people who apparently have no life and hang out at the post office are borderline homicidal. I feel like taking that machine outside and reenacting the fax scene from &#8220;Office Space&#8221;! Speaking of which, a hot guy once told me I would love that movie. I didn&#8217;t, but the flashbacks are coming in handy now! I wonder where he is these days. DC last I heard. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, while I am being pissy, what the fuck is so hard about making a right hand turn? Unless you are making a right on red, <b>there is no need to come to a complete stop<\/b>. Just turn!!! Get it over with!!!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Looks like those Jesus stickers aren&#8217;t working quite as well as I had hoped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does it always take 45 minutes to mail something at the post office? The employees have such horrible attitudes, probably since there is never more than 2 of them on counter duty at a time, but there are 3 or 4 yelling to help you with held mail and otherwise staring at you. They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}