{"id":135,"date":"2005-08-17T23:11:56","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T03:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2005\/08\/17\/low-prices-always-2\/"},"modified":"2005-08-17T23:18:05","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T03:18:05","slug":"low-prices-always-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2005\/08\/17\/low-prices-always-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Low prices-Always"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it easy to spend 2 hours in Wal-mart until you have to? I thought I would kill myself with a knitting needle or at the very least a hunting knife before they got through with my car. Since I had already spent a crapload on my car this week and I still needed tires, Weezie suggested I go to Wal-mart. What she doesn&#8217;t know is, I live in hell. We have <strong>no<\/strong> Supercenters and very few locations with a Tire and Lube Express. So, I drove all the way across town to save a few bucks. Surprise, surprise,  they didn&#8217;t have the tires I wanted, but they did have a 2 hour wait. I said screw it; I&#8217;m not waiting. I&#8217;ll come back tomorrow, and I left. Then I thought, <em>what the fuck? You drove all the way over here. It can&#8217;t be that hard to kill a couple hours in Wal-mart.<\/em> Admittedly, I did forget how crappy this particular one was.  I also forgot how handy it can be to be a girl, especially when the guy behind the counter with the self professed speech impediment is trying to impress you.  He really was trying so hard to be helpful; it was sweet. And I don&#8217;t even have the blonde hair anymore, so I have to work overtime to pull off the ditz thing. I did get my tires and about 40 bucks worth of stuff I could use but didn&#8217;t really have the money for. I also got a stern warning from my new friend because I need to replace my other tires soon and should really have my car realigned. Crap! It sucks when your new car is not so &#8220;new&#8221; anymore. Well, at least I don&#8217;t have to walk anymore, and it sure is easier to get to Alabama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it easy to spend 2 hours in Wal-mart until you have to? I thought I would kill myself with a knitting needle or at the very least a hunting knife before they got through with my car. Since I had already spent a crapload on my car this week and I still needed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}