{"id":173,"date":"2005-11-18T13:55:17","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T17:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/?p=173"},"modified":"2005-11-18T13:57:28","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T17:57:28","slug":"roll-tide-the-humanity-of-lamb-and-other-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2005\/11\/18\/roll-tide-the-humanity-of-lamb-and-other-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Roll Tide, the humanity of Lamb, and other thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The information, ideas, articles, and links provided herein do not represent official policies, procedures, or opinions of Auburn University or any of its operational units. Obviously&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, Brandon calls this morning and leaves me a message where he&#8217;s all, &#8220;Good morning and W** E****&#8230;I have a bet with your aunt Aimee and when she loses and posts good things about Auburn, you cannot do anything, you cannot post a retort or anything like that because it&#8217;s a bet.  So, you&#8217;ll have to behave yourself and take it like a grown up because those rednecks are going down.  I&#8217;m sorry to have to break it to you like this&#8230;&#8221; BLAH BLAH BLAH<\/p>\n<p>You know, I&#8217;m not even going to dignify such nonsense with a response.  (Well, I did laugh&#8211;A LOT!)  I&#8217;ll simply save that for later when I&#8217;m framing my own copy of Brandon&#8217;s  &#8220;An Ode to The Alabama Crimson Tide and Brodie Croyle, the greatest quarterback in the SEC.\u201d  Maybe I&#8217;ll even present one to Fr. Dean as a gift, since I am such a kind, generous, and giving person.  Good times&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, Sheriff Lamb is actually human, eh?  I&#8217;m glad we got some insight as to why he is the way he is.  That whole episode was creepy:  between the child abuse and Kendall Casablancas, OH! and don&#8217;t let me forget the ever-disturbing, Duncan Kane, I was totally freaked.  I have not read Aimee&#8217;s spoiler\/theory post and I&#8217;m not going to, but I do know that she&#8217;s right in that Duncan is totally creepsville and up to something.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, you know that lip gloss we bought that was two for one&#8211;the one that was a pretty color and glittery?  Well, how annoying is it that the color goes, but the glitter stays?  I feel like I dipped my lips in glitter on the way out the door this morning and it totally makes my lips feel dry.<\/p>\n<p>Oh!  And this is from a couple posts back, but disinterested pre-teens on cell phones are funny.  <\/p>\n<p>Roll Tide!  Brodie, darling, let&#8217;s get this done, OK?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The information, ideas, articles, and links provided herein do not represent official policies, procedures, or opinions of Auburn University or any of its operational units. Obviously&#8230; So, Brandon calls this morning and leaves me a message where he&#8217;s all, &#8220;Good morning and W** E****&#8230;I have a bet with your aunt Aimee and when she loses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}