{"id":25,"date":"2002-04-29T09:54:24","date_gmt":"2002-04-29T13:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randthought.com\/wp\/?p=25"},"modified":"2002-04-29T09:54:24","modified_gmt":"2002-04-29T13:54:24","slug":"sing-along-with-mccartney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2002\/04\/29\/sing-along-with-mccartney\/","title":{"rendered":"Sing along with McCartney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate morning radio shows; I can&#8217;t stand all the mindless talking. I never listen to them even though my co-workers have an obvious addiction to one of them. Anyway, this morning my alarm is set to radio and it keeps going off (I hit the snooze button a good 10 times before I go anywhere). <\/p>\n<p>Paul McCartney is coming to town and his show is sold out (big surprise), and every radio station in town has a promotion going for its listeners exclusive chance to win great seats. Today&#8217;s promotion was karaoke, 7 o&#8217;clock in the morning karaoke! Not only should there be a law forbidding karaoke, you should be shot on site for suggesting it be done in the morning. But wait&#8230;this picture gets worse&#8230;at least if it was real karaoke, they wouldn&#8217;t be singing acapella. Contestants could choose any Beatles, Wings, or McCartney duet they wanted (thankfully no one chose &#8220;Say Say Say&#8221;) for a chance at the tickets. As an added bonus, if you stopped by the station&#8217;s broadcast studio to sing your ditty, you got an automatic 10 whopping chances to win. <\/p>\n<p>The first three contestants I heard were so bad, I almost called up and sang &#8220;Hey Jude&#8221; to put them out of their misery. Finally I could take it no more (ok truth be told, I had to go to work), so I turned off the radio and headed off to my oh so exciting day at the office. But I can&#8217;t help thinking I should write my congressman and demand morning karaoke and more specifically Beatles karaoke of any kind should be outlawed all together. I mean, tell the truth, has anyone out there ever seen a good karaoke performance or for that matter, a decent cover of a Beatles classic (that is if you are old enough to understand this sentence). Come on now, everybody sing it with me, &#8221; Hey Jude&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>See what I mean?<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Thank god my weather pixie is finally wearing some clothes. She&#8217;s been in a crop top for three days and it has barely been over 50. At least today she has a sensible coat on, since it is barely expected to hit 40. This just proves the theory that all girls, even computerized girls, are slaves to fashion. Maybe she just can&#8217;t bring herself to accept that it is almost May and there still no end of winter in sight (not here in the land of darkness and gray anyway).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate morning radio shows; I can&#8217;t stand all the mindless talking. I never listen to them even though my co-workers have an obvious addiction to one of them. Anyway, this morning my alarm is set to radio and it keeps going off (I hit the snooze button a good 10 times before I go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}