{"id":74,"date":"2002-09-06T16:38:48","date_gmt":"2002-09-06T20:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randthought.com\/wp\/?p=74"},"modified":"2002-09-06T16:38:48","modified_gmt":"2002-09-06T20:38:48","slug":"for-women-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2002\/09\/06\/for-women-only\/","title":{"rendered":"For Women Only?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh please. You know, I am so sick of stupid products marketed to women. I want to be treated right and occasionally pampered, but I don’t give a rat’s ass if my toothpaste tastes like cinnamon and vanilla. Actually, I’d prefer if it didn’t. The geniuses at Proctor and Gamble have decided there aren’t enough health and beauty aids marketed to women, so they’ve chosen to market a toothpaste for women only<\/a>. It claims to have rejuvenating properties to keep your teeth looking younger and healthier. As a special bonus, it comes in a shiny silver box. For god’s sake, why don’t they go all the way and put Alpha-Hydrox in there? <\/p>\n

In our search for the fountain of youth, women have turned into complete morons, willing to buy any product promising to make us look younger. Personally, I just want fresh breath. If you can give me that, I’ll buy your product. I don’t need any post-menopausal, new age, I feel your pain kind of toothpaste. The makers of this new Crest product<\/a> feel it will create a sense of urgency in women making them want to brush more often. There’s only two things that can give you a sense of urgency regarding brushing your teeth, and it isn’t cinnamon and vanilla flavoring; it’s seriously bad breath and the prospect of a date. Put whatever you want in there, use Botox for all I care, but it is time for us to face facts, no toothpaste can make up for dental neglect. Take care of your teeth and in most cases, they will take care of you. It all comes down to good oral hygiene, not who has the prettiest package.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh please. You know, I am so sick of stupid products marketed to women. I want to be treated right and occasionally pampered, but I don’t give a rat’s ass if my toothpaste tastes like cinnamon and vanilla. Actually, I’d prefer if it didn’t. The geniuses at Proctor and Gamble have decided there aren’t enough […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}