{"id":77,"date":"2002-11-11T17:48:19","date_gmt":"2002-11-11T21:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randthought.com\/wp\/?p=77"},"modified":"2002-11-11T17:48:19","modified_gmt":"2002-11-11T21:48:19","slug":"third-times-a-charm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/2002\/11\/11\/third-times-a-charm\/","title":{"rendered":"Third Time’s A Charm"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am I the only one who just doesn’t care about Ben and J-Lo? I feel like society expects me to be on the edge of my seat holding my breath to see when the grand nuptials will be, when all I really want to do is hold on to the toilet while I puke. She is not even divorced yet and everyone is waiting with anticipation for wedding number three. Don’t get me wrong I do wish them the best; in fact I think they are perfect for each other. After all, she does find him “brilliantly smart”<\/a>. On a scale if one to ten for most annoying couple, I’d have to rank them a 15 (the previous leaders in this category were Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow; they scored a 14.5).<\/p>\n

Believe it or not, once, I actually liked Jennifer Lopez, the actress that is. This newfound J-Lo personality has got to go. Why would you give yourself a moniker that immediately brings to mind the slimy red squishy stuff they feed you in school cafeterias and hospitals? I can’t understand it; it baffles the mind. Her diva act is completely over-rated. I’ll grant you she’s hot, but she is also a colossal pain in the ass. I can’t wait for her number to be up. She is clearly on the path to self-destruction if she is finding inspiration from the “intelligent” musings of the aforementioned Affleck. Some one please introduce her to an English major; hell, even an NBA player. You can’t understand most of them because they never got out of the second grade, but next to smaffleck they look like brain surgeons. <\/p>\n

I’ll admit to lusting after Ben Affleck; then, he opened his mouth. Every time you hear him speak, I swear, he sucks out your brain cells. Don’t believe me, watch a 10-minute interview with him and then try to carry on a conversation. I guarantee he’s lowered your IQ at least a dozen points. Personally, I am surprised he could find his way home, much less all the way to California by himself. I wonder if he manages to get lost on sets. Maybe they pay some poor schmuck to point him in the right direction and change his diapers.<\/p>\n

Sadly, I actually know people who are counting down to “the very special episode” of Primetime Live this Wednesday because Diane Sawyer is going to “make” J-Lo spill the beans on how Ben proposed. If I were her, I’d make up a story because he’s probably too drunk to remember any way. What do I know; it was probably the most romantic thing ever. Thank goodness I have to wash my cat on Wednesday, so I just won’t have to time to tune in. Be sure to let me know what happens (preferably after the divorce).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am I the only one who just doesn’t care about Ben and J-Lo? I feel like society expects me to be on the edge of my seat holding my breath to see when the grand nuptials will be, when all I really want to do is hold on to the toilet while I puke. She […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randthought.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}